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disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

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thisgirlgames:

krystlewaslike:

jhermann:

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DON’T HIT PLAY

HIT PLAY

pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

basedpidgeot:

given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today

happy birthday whoever you are

trailrnix:

trailrnix:

I went to petsmart and saw this little guy performing a jazz routine

trailrnix:

trailrnix:

I went to petsmart and saw this little guy performing a jazz routine

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

a-sexy-cat:

forgetting somethingng important in the other room just after getting comfortable

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