Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"
ill take 12
given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today
happy birthday whoever you are
when u come home from school and take ur makeup off
MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING
forgetting somethingng important in the other room just after getting comfortable